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Of two versions of an antagonist, choose the one that is not a caricature.

Bad and good examples of completely different takes on songs

Here I have some detailed descriptions of mistakes I and my readers made that involved fan fictitious parodies.

Now, it is acceptable to make things up a little, like Too in Love to Die does. I love you, oh oh, I do, I got a sentimental illness for you, please don’t go away, oh yeah is not a quote from any Pirates of the Caribbean character. But at least one of the main antagonists can easily be imagined to have said or written something like that once. It does not change the meaning of anything, which is why it is all right. The following, on the other hand. . .

Because the bad parodies do not actually appear on my site, the links on their titles instead lead to the original songs, so you can easily find out what better things to do with them were.

Of songs by Green Day

American Idiot

Boulevard of Broken Squidbeard

Obviously made up just to be able to do something with the song.

Untitled parody about what Jack was going to do when the killing sprees ended

When my parodying abandoned all my fan fiction, my readers were slow to realize this had happened, which explains how this idea arose.

Dookie

Untitled parody of Pulling Teeth

There was the name Squidbeard again. Also, it talked about how the cartoonist was better to them than Disney. Who?

Of songs by Styx

Cornerstone

Squidbeard

Even if we can figure out that is supposed to be Davy Jones, why do you want to whack him with a torch?

Kilroy Was Here

White Powder Poisoning

What is this about? Arsenic? Whatever it, is, it has absolutely nothing to do with PotC.

Homo War

Humans are fighting a species classified in their genus through means largely unknown until modern times, and this is supposed to be PotC related? (And, in case you have forgotten, in reality, there has not been any Homo other than humans in tens of thousands of years.)

Paradise Theatre

Too Much Powder On His Hands

What kind of powder? Gunpowder? Itching powder? We should not need an external source to know - not one that is neither official nor covers anything that is, anyway.

Squidbeard Never Goes As Planned

This is included mostly to show that on top of everything else, my fan fiction-oriented characters were very repetitive. I suppose that can happen if you do not open yourself up to officially canon material.