It did not go over well, but I outsmarted them.
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I hear the cartoonist has been having a completely average life lately. Could it be affecting the strip?
(Translation: We are bored, and we blame everyone else!)
My name is Will Turner, you barnacled my father. Prepare to die!
(Translation: Spoof The Princess Bride. As the readers are familiar with it, it will keep them looking at us. Just make sure Bill seems to be dead. Nobody but us can have the spotlight!)
parodies
From a stab at Too Much Time on My Hands: From a stab at Extraordinary Girl: From a stab at Sing to Me: From the original version of Yeah he’s sitting on that organ stool playing like a damn fool and
We wonder how Squidbeard lost his mind.
(Translation: Let us make up a story about how what happened to Davy Jones is all his fault. There is no evidence for this, but the lie will make people disregard him, thus keeping us in the spotlight and therefore alive!)Sunk down mutant pirates are offensive and are dumb going down, using a ship like a submarine. Then from deep down, it jumps to the surface, unbroken by water pressure.
(Translation: We are going to turn every song that has occurred to us, like this one, into a complaint, regarding none of the ways it differs from the original lyrics! Nothing positive will ever get said, but none needs to be as long as we are getting noticed!)The Hat’s Blue:
A bunch of tentacles, misplaced around lips, is being censored all around.
(Translation: The cartoonist is plastering her Pirates of the Caribbean merchandise with sticky notes to cover pictures of Davy. Er, ask us not how we know this.)