Rick Springfield parody lyrics
A Mystical Girl
For use with Everybody’s Girl
(What does the markup on these lyrics mean?)
Well, who’d have believed in seriously (an) impossible sailor killerlike ye
Who’d get hurt by a girl like you (were)?
Such a bad name you gave love, tis not even funny
It ain’t nice, what you got from a-mystical girl
What a way you’ve be - come, you’ve be - come, you’ve be - come [x2]
There goes a-mystical girl
A-mystical girl [x3]
We came to steal the key from you while
You fell asleep at the pipe organ
A noise woke ye up but no worry to-me
And I can’t blame anyone but ye, (for all) I know
It’s your fault, no fault of a-mystical girl
They could blame ei - ther one, ei - ther one, ei - ther one
But they say: “He’s the one, he’s the one, he’s the one”
You got dumped by a-mystical girl
A-mystical girl
You got no apparent sensitivity
You’re cut deep with self-destructivity
Do not remind me of that bad old time
Of the day of your heart break
All that blood
A-mystical girl [x5]
I know the tale of-your love
A-mystical girl, I think she did better
A-mystical girl, if you come after my soul
A-mystical girl, I gonna get her!
Behind the scenes
Originally written in December 2020 as part of the parody album of Working Class Dog.
Categories: Parodies about the story of Davy Jones and Calypso, parody style miscellanies