Styx parody lyrics
Blue Hat Man (A While)
For use with Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)
(What does the markup on these lyrics mean?)
Ye got to catch that monstrosity
(Don’t) give him a chance to survive
To catch any poor souls and barnacle them
Come now, how did-he survive
Cutting his heart out, ov - er his girl - friend
And end up with a squid face
But I’ve got the power, and I’ve got the will
I’m not scared of-these things
I’ll take a while, maximizing odds
(Of) keeping him out of my porthole
Sup - po - sed - ly frightened, but it’s not what I am
Not by the blue hat manMake me an offer that I can’t refuse
Take (care of) the repulsive man
Will’s dad’s the last one to be barnacle - d
The last to catch the (blight)
I’ll take a while, maximizing odds
(Of) keeping my back to Disney’s world
Sup - po - sed - ly frightened, but it’s not what I am
Not by the blue hat manKeep - in mind laws of reali - ty
Say (it’s) impossible to lock a heartbeat away
Monstrosities just are not all Disney had they were
I close my eyes, but not because I’m scaredOh no!
How disgusting
Behind the scenes
Originally written in Spring 2014 as part of the parody album of Pieces of Eight.
Categories: Parodies about avoiding Davy Jones, parodies about not being scared, completely different takes on songs