Styx parody lyrics
Hasn’t He Been Killed Before
For use with Haven’t We Been Here Before
(What does the markup on these lyrics mean?)
Hasn’t he been killed before?
Wizard goes to put note on the door
That says “I won’t celebrate Valentine’s (Day) anymore”
And hasn’t he made himself pass away?
Sure that no heart means that it has to be
He can’t live one minute more
How can you think he-will return with tentacles
When that’s not possibly so?
No reason to clutch scared onto (my) soul
Am only learning to say no
No, I won’t believe this
Ignore laws (of) physics
And I won’t just shiv - er and re - coil
So tonight, focus on what (can be) true
And just give up what’s impossible to do
Have such minds go on
Nonsense gotten out of our way
And I believe that if we look at the past
We’d say hasn’t he been killed before?
Do not believe anyone would go-for his heart
Why find keys to unlock the horror?
Heart not worth trip-to-find
That be wrong
I be right
Hearts don’t beat out-sliced
That be wrong
I be right
So listen to me now
The creature is history
Long as I’m the one you go on
Behind the scenes
Originally written in August 2015 for the parody album of Kilroy Was Here.
Categories: Film critiques, purely funny parodies