Styx parody lyrics
Horrible Things
For use with Lords Of The Ring
(What does the markup on these lyrics mean?)
Old fail - ing hor - rib - le things
What messed up mystery they bring
They don’t even have a backstory
Old fail - ing hor - rib - le things
What messed up mystery they bring
Not interest - ing if not boringIn the year of the horror
The message came from above
Where Disney were surprised to find out
No back bones had shivers going down
At a squid being facial hair
No body was chilled, the work was poor
To make legend - a - ry scar - y things
Their on - ly power is disgust - ing bring,
May (we) singNever will the message be clear
There is no-way the horror brings fear
The scar - y legend was pure fantasy
Annoying and grossing is all it brings, so let’s sing
Old fail - ing hor - rib - le things
Cannot believe what Disney is saying
Not interest - ing though not boring
Old fail - ing hor - rib - le things
What messed up mystery they bring
They don’t even have a backstory
Behind the scenes
Originally written in spring 2014 as part of the parody album of Pieces of Eight.
Categories: Film critiques, completely different takes on songs