Styx parody lyrics
Horrid Sight
For use with Lorelei
(What does the markup on these lyrics mean?)
When I see the horrid-sight my head turns away around
Face tentacles are bad for-fright, sense is nowhere to (be) found
He repulses but chills no bones, I am sent running by hate
Tonight’s the night we’re pulling in to port where relief awaits
The blight in blue, ooh ooh ooh
I gotta say
Horrid-sight, a laughing matter
Could be seeing stars forever
Horrid-sight, deluded for sure
Craziest by far for sure
Matey for-sureMy eyes cannot find Paradise, he (gives) seeing a bad name
No real-fright in-the ugly sight, no one’s quite as lame
He repulses but chills no bones, I am sent running by hate
Tonight’s the night we’re sailing in, it’s time to get-away
Thing wear - ing blue, ooh ooh ooh
I gotta say
Horrid-sight, nonsense record setter
Boxed up own heart forever
How-do-he and pulse (stay) together?
Split that couple apart forever, matey, matey forever!
Horrid-sight, a laughing matter
Horrid-sight, deluded for sure
Could be seeing stars forever
Craziest by far for sure
Horrid-sight, nonsense record setter
How-do-he and pulse (stay) together?
Boxed up own heart forever
Split that couple apart forever
Horrid-sight, can’t Disney (do) better?
Nonsense-down to the letter
Did-not have sensible parts, ever
Will-not have sensible parts, ever
Horrid-sight, a laughing matter
Horrid-sight, deluded for sure
Could be seeing stars forever
Craziest by far for sure
Horrid-sight, nonsense record setter
How-do-he and pulse (stay) together?
Behind the scenes
- I wrote this parody individually at first, in the spring of 2014. It joined the parody album of Equinox.
- The original version of this parody did more different things with
Lorelei, let’s live together/Brighter than the stars forever,
but these were fan fictitious, too topical or otherwise unpublishable.
Categories: Parodies about avoiding Davy Jones, turnabout parodies, revised parodies