REO Speedwagon parody lyrics
Love Blight
For use with Tough Guys
(What does the markup on these lyrics mean?)
Oh, pirate, will you bring (the) key before we have lunch?
Here on-X
Here we-go, to the promised treasure of the Dead Man’s Chest.
I’m sorry matey
I can not believe my own eyes.
We don’t like you love blight
You think you the ruler of-the Seven Seas
But are gonna get a surprise
When I bring you to your knee
And she doesn’t like you love blight
Your idea that you could have wizard girl or doom
Disney calls tragic but Davy has gone vile
So there is no way you’re helped (by) blues
We don’t like you love blight
She doesn’t like you love blight
She’s gonna call you love blight and you better believe it’s true
She doesn’t like you love blight
Problem is your brain has not had it well
I think you fevered like fire
She thinks you full of **** (yourself)
We don’t like you love blight
She doesn’t like you love blight
She’s gonna call you love blight and you better believe it’s true
She don’t like you! No!
She didn’t like you love blight
Getting your self hurt with love slice
She’s gonna call you love blight and you better believe it’s true
Love blight
Ooh, you monster
You are not a sympathetic critter
Ooh you know you know she likes us better
Behind the scenes
Originally written in November 2016 as part of the parody album of Hi Infidelity.
Categories: Parodies about the story of Davy Jones and Calypso, repurposed songs