Styx parody lyrics
Love Isn’t For You
For use with Love is the Ritual
(What does the markup on these lyrics mean?)
Lost-the wizard
And you gave your own prim - a - ry veins a cutting
Don’t you know that ain’t love?
Am-not wondering
Why you ceased to have any attraction
For the mage girl losing your love
And you are missing needed reasons
For, say, your ten - tacles and sur - vivalWhat meld - ed you with sea life?
You can not be literally heartless and alive
You are not possible and love isn’t for you
You can not at - tack with no rea - son why
Will not take you as a serious fright
You are ludicrous and love isn’t for you, yuck yuck yuck yuck yuckCrazy man
Beating heart (in) chest that is a box
How is it you did not keel over
But even worse
You came back as a squid - y horror
After having sliced out your heart
There’s a message to this madness
Tis a message calling to the wildShadows can not hide you from sight
Be - cause your yellow skin is too light
For you to lurk and love isn’t for you
Ev - en your crab claw is hard - ly a fright
On - ly for all the wrong reasons are you a blight
I am not afraid, love isn’t for youCome on, how is it your life had a chance
Aft - er having that loony romance
Well the blue hat-and jacket is okay stuff
But ten - tac - les and ruin - ed love
On the-ship all the crewmen
Share a message calling you wild
Look obscenely ugly and blind my sight
Deafen me playing organ all night
With your face, love isn’t for you
But nothing that does the latter is a fright
I have the senses to tell that in spite
Of it all, love isn’t for you, yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck
Behind the scenes
Originally written in September 2014 as part of the parody album of Edge of the Century.
Categories: Parodies about the story of Davy Jones and Calypso, turnabout parodies