Styx parody lyrics
Man in the Wilderness
For use with Man in the Wilderness
(What does the markup on these lyrics mean?)
He-got-no fear cast in my eyes
He should look at himself and (be) like
What kind of man have I become?
All of the years he has had awful mental health
Rea - sons are in the dark
‘Cause I can’t seem to shine the light on-Jones
Sometimes I deal with the man in the wilderness
He’s a lonely sailor starting a war
Set making us die, never (am) I knowing why
Sea monster makes no sense at all
Ten thousand people look his way
But they can’t bring the explanations that I need
Nobody even cares to try
He spends his life stealing all the souls he is shown
Rea - sons are in the dark
‘Cause I can’t seem to shine the light on-Jones
Sometimes I deal with the man in the wilderness
He’s a lonely soldier lost at sea
Drifting with the tide
Never (am) I knowing why
Sea monster makes no sense at all
(How’s) he alive?
Looking every where for the slightest clue because
His heart’s out sliced
But the Dead Man’s Chest is a lie be - cause he’s alive!
Come on, how did he get those tentacles? Just how?
Will be darned if anyone knows, but do we really want to know?
Behind the scenes
Categories: Parodies about transformation into a monster, repurposed songs