Styx parody lyrics
Mr. Sparrow
For use with Mr. Roboto
(What does the markup on these lyrics mean?)
You’re wondering who I am
Keep-it keep-it, I got to keep-it
Helping or brigand?
Keep-it keep-it, I got to keep-it
With (a) heart stay - ing in
Keep-it keep-it, I got to keep-it
I am the pure man
My father has secrets he’s been hiding under his skin
His heart is human
His blood is boiling
His brain un - der them
So if you see him acting strangely
Don’t be surprised
(But) I’m still a man who can-have someone and somewhere to hide to keep me alright
Just keep me alright
Somewhere to hide to keep me alright
I’m not a pirate short-on emotions
I’m not what you see
I’ve come to help you with your problems so we can be free
I’m not a hero
I’m not a savior
Forget that kinda film
I’m just a man whose father went beyond his control
Beyond my control
We all need control
Ov - er barnacles
We can’t have barnacles
I am the pure man
Keep-it keep-it, I got to keep-it
Who works on a task
Keep-it keep-it, I got to keep-it
So that I can free
Keep-it keep-it, I got to keep-it
My father from-the-sea
Thank you very much
Mr. Sparrow for doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much
Mr. Sparrow for helping him escape just when he needed to
Thank you[x3]
I wanna thank you
He-also thanks you
Yo ho oh oh oh ahhhhhhh!
The problem’s plain to see
Too much of-the-sea
Sailing to change our lives
Sailing (to) dehumanize
The time has came at last
Keep-it keep-it, I got to keep-it
To blow away this task
Keep-it keep-it, I got to keep-it
Now let’s-come and free
Keep-it keep-it, I got to keep-it
My father from-the-sea
I’m (Will) Turner
(Will) Turner[x3]
Behind the scenes
I wrote this in August 2015 as part of the parody album of Kilroy Was Here.
Categories: Parodies about the Turner family, characterizations, parodies that do not mention Davy Jones