Styx parody lyrics
Not a Dead Man
For use with Not Dead Yet
(What does the markup on these lyrics mean?)
But the ho rror - s fate: to be not resting bones
Not when Disney was round - ing up pi - rate
Legends of the past, like the Lock - er and the
Dead Man - s Chest and the Kra - ken
It is all to - gether but it is causing flak
This is the rea - son: he is not (a) dead manNot a dead man [x2]
Dis - ney needs to take the Dead Man - s Chest
back
Only a man former - ly and not a dead manGot a pipe organ in-his-cabin, crab-claw-for a left hand
Barnacled skin, tentacled head
Caus - ing me pain even with blue
Surround - ing it in the col - or of the captain suit
His own Lock - er is where he is
But he can steal (your) soul cause he’s not (a) dead man
I have had enough of-the stuff
Of the obscene - ly ugly oc - topus
Beard used to play the or - gan, tis just a horrid sight
Before I go deaf and rip out my eyes
Knock him to the floor and give him a face plant, it is
Only then-I will show the not dead manNot a dead man, no no
Not a dead man
His heart is hiding in the wrong kind of chest
But still beating and not a treasure and it is all wrongNow Will’s father has caught this plague that is out for us all
And is getting the Black Pearl pep - per - ed with can - non balls
Al - ways attack - ing with no thing better to do
When (the) devil of-the ocean’s on the loose
Aqua - tic man is just not a good thing
Some one has gotta get him but he’s not (a) dead manNot a dead man, how not (a) dead man?
Dis - ney needs to take the Dead Man - s Chest
back
Only a man former - ly and, eww, eww, eww!
Not a dead man [x3]
That squid face
Not (a) dead man, disgusting disgusting disgusting disgusting, oh
Behind the scenes
Originally written in September 2014 for the parodies of Edge of the Century.
Categories: Film critiques, clever uses of songs