Styx parody lyrics
Off to Paradise
For use with Rockin’ the Paradise
(What does the markup on these lyrics mean?)
Whatcha doing tonight?
Whatcha doing, whatcha doing
Well have you ensured that the Pearl’s not crazy?
The Caribbean listen when I say
There’s creatures getting us down
I hope to save before father goes hazy
To tell you the truth we’ve all seen better days
Don’t need no messed up, lame, ugly life-with no fun
Sick trick plans, take human - ity and run
We be gone for old port, getting no ocean
And some disgrace blocking, defense working done with a gun
So whatcha doing tonight?
I got away from their mutations
Let’s stick together and make-sense-of our attitudes
They ain’t looking fair fights
But I know with determination
We can challenge the creatures who break reality - s rules
Come on, take time, be wise, spotting the fools
Bad spots, crackpots bending the rules
A fair shot here from me and from you
Knowing that we can’t lose
And we’ll be
Off to paradise
Off to paradise tonight
Behind the scenes
Originally written in December 2015 as one of the parodies for Paradise Theatre.
Categories: Parodies about going to port, parody style miscellanies