Green Day parody lyrics
Pirates of the Caribbean/Ship of the Damned/I’m Not Scared/Nearly Beloved/No Way to Handle a Broken Heart
For use with Jesus of Suburbia
(What does the markup on these lyrics mean?)
I’m the opposite of craze - d love
The Pirates of (the) Caribbean
From an island of none of your stuff
On a steady diet of
Salt pork and provisions
Your Lock - er is just a sail - or’s hell
As far as I can tell
At least to ones I got away with
And there’s nothing wrong with me
This is how I’m supposed to be
I stand not scared at sea
I don’t believe Dis - ney
Get your pipe-organ fix
Break laws of physics
So your ship-has room
But there is-no tune
When on the board is your face
To fall in love drove you to death
To tentacles and heartlessness and my bane
To keep ye insane
Doing (to) someone else’s poor-brain
Through the surface of the earth to treasure I thought
But some thing wrong at the X-marked spot
The motto was just too right
It says home is where your heart is
But how in - sane
To cut-out-your heart
Howsit beat the same
It’s beating out of life
Ship of the dead
Man who isn’t even with your heart-away
Rising and-sailing to nowhere
Ship of the damned
Lost crewmen with fishy faces today
No one really seems to care
I read what Disney had to call
Like the old script be - hind it all
And so they seemed to confess
They didn’t say much
But they only confirmed
That they are sure of fear of the end of the Pearl
And I could really care less
I’m not scared for you don’t
I’m not scared for for you don’t
I’m not scared for you don’t scare
[x4]
Am not scared
Everyone has had en - ough ****
Ho - rrid brain with crippled-bits
Hearts sliced are never saved
For the taking’s always to the grave
We are the lads gone where we please
From islands in the Caribbean East
We have stories we like of
The Pirates of (the) Caribbean
Stand not scared at sea
And I don’t believe Dis - ney
Stand not scared at sea
And I don’t believe
Am not scared[x4]
Nearly beloved, are you listening?
I can’t understand a word that you were saying
You are demented and I am disturbed
Squid face who has gone insane beyond a-cure
What therapy could please fill the void
Where your heart-was, I would be just overjoyed
Nobody’s perfect and you stand accused
For lack of a proper cure and that’s your best excuse
To give a - way heart - beat is to die in tragedy
Not done
Not done away
To find I don’t believe
And you leave behind
This hurricane of ******* crimes
You lost being sane to this
This love that don’t exist
You are done
Are done away
So why do you-persist?
And you leave behind
This hurricane of ******* crimes
And you crossed the line
A million and one ******* times
Just lost your mind
I don’t feel your pain
I won’t sympathize
When there ain’t no hair but tentacles
Done your own pain
Have not been victimized
(No) way to handle-a broken. . . heart
You’re (the) reason [x3]
Ah you’re (the) reason (your) own
Behind the scenes
Originally written in March 2016 as part of the parody album of American Idiot.
Categories: Parodies about pirate lifestyle, repurposed songs