Phil Collins parody lyrics
Something Happened in His Decade of Service
For use with Something Happened on the Way to Heaven
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They had their lives, they had a love,
We did not know what he got until he lost it
I have my quest - ions such as how
And he wanted her back
What would it take to say he (was) sorry, just to say
He was sorry
How can something so good go so bad
How can something so right go so wrong
But I don’t know, I don’t have all the answers
But he wanted her back
What would it take to say he (was) sorry, just to say
Well you know
You can run, and you can hide
On dry land, I suggest you come with me
We’ve had our problems but I’m on your side
That is pira - ting, please keep-to meHe only wanted someone to love
But something happened in his decade of service
It got the worst of her and made her go
And he wanted her back
What would it take to say he (was) sorry, just to say
That he was sorry, sorryYou can run, and you can hide
On dry land ever since twas all over
We’ve had our problems but I’m on your side
That is pira - ting, let me tell you
You have to take your heart with you
When you go
I always believed that
But we really should not dig up
That old chest, be - cause
He managed to leave it
Behind the scenes
Originally written in October 2020 as part of the parody album of Hits.
Categories: Parodies about avoiding Davy Jones, parody style miscellanies