Rick Springfield parody lyrics
Walk Like Humans
For use with Walk Like A Man
(What does the markup on these lyrics mean?)
I got some octo - pus scuttling on to my deck
And I will be ill
I’m thinking about the loony-curse
A collision of life on earth
I wanna stop the camera from
Gi - ving him a shot, I am gonna slip away
And I stay confused
I’m thinking about the naval deaths
Not frightened by the nonsense threat
He’s not very good at running
None can say how he turned to tentacles
But I just want to possess my soulAnd walk like hu - mans, walk like hu - mans
I still feel I got joints
Do not need a barnacled stick in my hand
I’m gonna walk like hu - mans, walk like hu - mans
I will not take any evolution
No, never into a crabHe had so many things going on in his brain
That were clearly so strange
Went crazy about his heart and by
Now needs-the supernatural just to stay alive
I get the camera to be
Pointing at his back, show-a mirror to his face
And I hope it breaks
Blight formed across his face
I’m not leaving the human race, that’s
The worst, who am I kidding
Where is this piece cut out in rage
Belongs on no treasure hunter’s pageWe bet - ter walk like hu - mans, walk like hu - mans
I still feel I got joints
Do not need a barnacled stick in my hand
I’m gonna walk like hu - mans, walk like hu - mans
I will not take any evolution
No, never into a crab
Why does everyone think him scary?
I am never gonna understand
Not taking any evolution here
No, never into crabWhere is this piece cut out in rage
Over not-being taken to by the mage
Behind the scenes
Originally written in January 2019 as part of the parody album of Tao.
Categories: Parodies about begging to differ from Davy Jones, clever uses of songs