Rick Springfield parody lyrics
Written in Logs
For use with Written in Rock
(What does the markup on these lyrics mean?)
Got my way back from a wet-thing
Would go round some of the cold seas
Or get swept up by whatever is-blowing
If I get a song shot
Of leaving behind what ever he lives in
But then I think of all the pain
I will always remember-I want him arrested
But the rest-of it? What of his-brain
There are no extra write-ups
On what has made this abomination be
Know not whether he missed by a mile
Or missed by the skin of his teeth
Apparently he thought he was some sure thing
But took a bloody cut, no wedding ring[Chorus:]
But nothing’s written in logs
At least not by this captain
He is just the great offender
Written in logs
Is all from second hands
I-am not gonna surrender
Not gonna-tease, that’s not-right
I am only gonna say
That it has become his blight
What about love, except something was not right
Nothing’s written in logs [x2]Will we-ever learn the deep dark secret
That I know you were sailing for
Why he caused the death of innocents
I am a dreamer of finding more
He will just take your soul bad places
If you give him half a chance
There are no details we remember
There are no written scenes of ro - mance
I don’t believe his fate
I don’t believe a thing un - til I know more
I don’t believe his love
Was real and don’t believe there-are-logs
Nev - er thought he was the real thing
He had the bloody cut, no wedding ring[Chorus]
I remember it had to-be a Dead Man’s-Chest
Goiing the direction to
The after - life land
His right-hand-has to do anything dex - terous
Given what has hap - penned
To the other hand
All-because-he had a lonely heart
That was-more-than just a feeling
So-does-he need another heart
Or a little bit of healing
To lift that curse
Behind the scenes
Originally written in January 2019 for the parody album of Tao.
Categories: Parodies about lacking knowledge, clever uses of songs