Styx parody lyrics
You Better Check
For use with You Better Ask
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He met the wizard girl
Thought-she was the one
But-had no reason for getting those ships sunk
And he was so in - sane
Got his heart out sliced
She said That does it for our relation - ship
And then ten - tac - les replaced his facial hair
Now you best not look
For it is a sight that will burn your eyesIt shows what you’ve gotta do
Don’t end up like the psycho (in) blue
(If) your-body tries-to tell you something is wrong you just had better check
If you are at sea and are down on you luck
Now you are to know that you are feeling, like, yuck
Before you blow it (and) sea devil takes your soul
Keep your sa - ni - ty and stay far from disgust
You can not end up like Will - s father, notice
How you are feeling and you had better hold on to your soulGet a fever too high, your sanity may-be (no) more
If you do-not get to your doctor’s door
I have hypo - the - sized that it might be explanation for you know who
For him to go cut own heart out crazy
He probably contracted some kind of brain frying disease
Dear hu - mans, you better check, do not risk your san - ity
Behind the scenes
Originally written in August 2014 as part of the parody album of Styx II.
Categories: Parodies about the story of Davy Jones and Calypso, devil of the sea, speculation, parody style miscellanies