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Story 17: As Is So Jack Sparrow

If you want to keep going, find something new. Do not treat the old as if it has not aged.

A sort of fictionalized take on my parodying the first Journey album I used, Escape.

Chapter 1: Perfect for the sailor

The Black Pearl Crew wanted to give each other relief, by hugging or storytelling or whatever else they had. And so they wrote Don’t Stop Relievin’.

Chapter 2: A bonfire made out of your ship!

The album was fascinating to the Crew, who wanted to be sure the audience laughed, but that was not the only thing they wanted. Not being funny so much as pointing out no one is innocent in their world was Still We Fight.

Chapter 3: Way to a moment’s pleasure

Speaking of escaping, Bootstrap Bill was reminded in Sunken Father, that is not the life for you, at best, it is nonsense, and we will put back pieces of the Turner family.The Flying Dutchman was a ship all wanted to stay outside of.

It was especially interesting to note that the Crew had previously escaped their Lego brethren who were not all that good at doing what they were asked*, and this song in particular was reminiscent of how that escape culminated (aside from many of the details being different, but the wanting Bootstrap Bill part was the same).

*In Stories 1-5: Escape From Lego

Chapter 4: Implications of mistrust

There would have to be little change to the title song of the album, other than its saying they would not break me. After all, people did not literally break as such unless their bodies were as dry and lifeless as a doll’s. Breaking was especially out because it was something associated with past troublemakers who were sacked.

Chapter 5: Lyrics about midnight

At the incomprehensible Lay It Down, a shoulder-raising gesture expressing not knowing what to do almost happened before a call was made - to make the whole song about trying to stay awake in the dead of night.

Moonlight was mentioned in Stone In Love, and the first Pirates film was a good explanation of how that could be a hook. No pirate had a hair out of place by the time his or her job with the song was done. Nothing was new here, it was just the tried and true.

Chapter 6: Anywhere from here to Orleans, this could be said

The Crew thought they were asking some really good questions in What’s to Cry About. Did not matter they were pirates this time - if a nobleman was confronted by this strange case, surely he would wonder why something good could get so bad, too?

Am I doing very well at it? was a question to be answered, every day, but it never wore on them like it did the tiny plastic men and woman who were sacked as mentioned earlier, because their answer to that question was a consistent yes.

Chapter 7: Managed to face he who fit the song

Like a delicious pot of vegetables to which the wiping off of dirt had been done well, Dead or Alive drew the Crew in. The double secret agent may not have been perfectly relevant, but his story had some of what they could work with, if you could pick them out from the noisy clang of the instruments - the relevance of death, which was doubled as there was blood. No teeth even came close to being gritted.

Chapter 8: Mr. Gibbs hits the spot

He loved the girl in times that sparked what I do not understand, a troubled world makes him fight against everyone? It is nonsense! touched upon the song in a nice way, as was noticed then.

Chapter 9: Scratching the head

Barbossa is on the song, but not having at anything too beautiful, just dirty crimes of, uh it ain’t clear to us, was the update that came in, reflecting that, like Lay It Down, Keep On Runnin’ was a bit murky.

Picked your man, and, uh, thing, came soon, however.

Chapter 10: They did what was possible

Barbossa’s words were presumably written, although a typical piratical parody doesn’t have the viewpoint of any single man or woman, and there was none of his craving apples. Basically, fictional people just offered a hand from nearby, asked about whatever they should, and the like.

At the time the parodies were released, not wanting to feel like a black cat was hanging around and cursing them right now, they ran out with an announcement that they would not do the greatest hits compilation by Journey. They knew this was wise after the, sarcastically put, perfect album for Jack and those he worked with and any Sir or Madame they might be escaping*.

The Crew learned the consequences of not announcing which album you will not be doing in Story 13: End of Trends and Story 14: Complete Left Turn.

Their employer muttered quite a few of her plans, not to a Lego figure, doll, or anything of the sort, but to Jack, in a natural-looking form in which his natural beauty could be enjoyed. They were plans of what to turn the sword -or, more likely, only wit - on next.

Next story: Connection

More Journey songs are used to describe the antagonist who should not still be alive.