I choose the right songs, and this is one of the scenarios I avoid in doing so.
Realizing my picking all those explicit songs may not go over very well with my polite readers, I decided to show that it could have been worse. I used to have characters for my parodying who chose songs based on how much I liked them, not on how suitable for working with they really were. Whether a song is explicit or not does not factor in my final decision on if I should do it, but by repeating the explicit songs category with all the songs that would fall in it that my good characters skipped but my bad characters might have done (distinctions made by striking their titles out), I can show that some things not happening does not hurt.
For more information on why I skipped most of Insomniac and Nimrod, read my insights.
Do I really need to put up with a chorus that needs to be bleeped and has no hooks for my parodying purposes? Probably not.
My good characters could hang off of the self-destruction, but my bad characters could hang off of the complaining.
Spared you the filthiest song on the album, spared myself dealing with lyrics that seemed like nothing but trouble to me.
You may not have wanted to deal with a word best not named. I certainly did not particularly want to deal with an expiration date.
This one may join the site sometime, though.
It is all right for the curse word to repel the casual listener. The word salmonella
had the same effect on the parodist.
Polite readers, be extra glad I left this one alone. It is the foulest song I have ever put up with. Period.
It describes me whenever I feel I have done something wrong, but that is about it.
Yet another case of mutualities in being spared - you from naughty words, me from an impossible task.
For more information on why I skipped this album, see here.
And who can blame me for passing?
Differs from the rest of my explicit
criteria in not being profanity, exactly, but still, the less said about that line, and the fewer attempts to rhyme these other words, the better.
Nothing missing here.
Not a song I should bother with in any case.
Only two words rhyme with minority,
and the song already uses them both. Besides, in my opinion, other than possible cleaning up, these lyrics have no room for improvement. I say the sentiment in the song is best not changed anyway.
Not sure what I was supposed to do with this, and, well. . .