If You Think You Know How To Love Me
Parody: If You Think You Know How the Love Went
Artist: Pat Benatar
Album: All Fired Up: The Very Best of Pat Benatar (Disc 1)
Track number on album: 2
Duration: 3:46
Fodder rating (out of 5): 4
This is at least 2 on the fodder ratings, and probably higher (it certainly was for me). It is a pretty conventional song, with few verses and hardly any polysyllabic words.
With the line about their eyes being burned, this was one of the first songs to make me think of doing this album, as I would say a certain tentacled captain burned my eyes. Love can often be a link to him, too. This did not add up to very many hooks, but with the exception of the motorbike, there were no real problems with the lyrics for my purposes, either.
Categories: 1970s songs, 4-fodder songs