Too Much Time On My Hands
Parody: Too Much Brine On His Hands
Artist: Styx
Album: Paradise Theater
Track number on album: 3
Duration: 4:33
Fodder rating (out of 5): 4
This is a (comparatively) pretty easy and potentially very workable song, with not a ton of lyrics or polysyllabic words. It is the kind of song generally unlikely to be less than 3 fodder.
The relevance builds slowly but surely, as being Disney movie protagonists, the Crew have villains to deal with, and both villainy and the situation described in the song can be described as having nothing good to do. Even if he is saying he is not these things, the words crazy
and criminal
did not have to change. Not sensational, but there was definitely some fun to be had here.
My first two parodies of this song, Too Much Powder On His Hands
and Too Much Crime to Our Land,
were full of fan fiction, so I had to parody the song a third time to be understood by a general audience.
Categories: Styx songs, 1980s songs, 4-fodder songs, songs parodied multiple times